Я отримую жорстоку насолоду від того, що замикаю твій член

You know what? You are so addicted to jerking off.

How many times a day do you stroke that little penis of yours?

What, like 5, 6, more? Depends on the day.

That's ridiculous. Most guys jerk off like once a day.

Well, most guys are actually getting laid.